A VeggieTales Movie: The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything
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A VeggieTales Movie: The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything

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The newest Movie starring everyone's favorite Pirates...who don't do anything!

From the creators of 2002’s wildly successful Jonah — A Veggie Tales Movie comes a new story of heroism in the beloved Veggie Tales’ world, The Pirates Who Don’t Do Anything with an exclusive, ALL-NEW ending!Now, we follow the comic misadventures of three animated veggie pals who reluctantly set sail for adventure and discover that real heroes don’t have to be tall, strong, handsome…or even human.

Garrrrr! Working at the Pieces of Ate Dinner Theater is less than exciting when you’re a busboy. For three moping misfits— Elliot, Sedgewick and George (Larry the Cucumber, Mr. Lunt and Pa Grape)—all they dream of is the day when they can ditch their dishrags and take stage to star in the big pirate show.

But with Elliot’s timidity, Sedgewick’s laziness and George’s lack of self-confidence, it seems as if the day to prove who they really are will never come...

Things are about to change when a mysterious ball drops from the sky and lands at the unlikely seafarers’ feet. A “Helpseeker” sent from the past in search of heroes, the artifact sets in motion a series of events that drags the friends back to the 17th century—and into the belly of certain danger. The Pirates Who Don’t Do Anything must each face their fears—becoming unlikely heroes in a battle to rescue a royal family from an evil tyrant, and themselves from living the life of common couch potatoes.

The latest in a franchise that has sold more than 50 million DVDs/Videos since its 1993 inception, The Pirates Who Don’t Do Anything — A Veggie Tales Movie continues the hit series’ values-based lessons in teaching kids what it really means to be a hero.


DVD Extras:

Special Bonus Features:

  • "Becoming a Real-Life Hero" (Video Feature):
  • Takes a look at what it takes to become a hero in public service roles. It's a fun, behind the scenes look at firehouses, police station, etc guided by Larry the Cucumber (Elliot as videographer) and kid friends.
  • "Going to Sea" (Video Feature): Takes you on a visit to a marina and an exploration of life on the water. Guided by Mr. Lunt (Sedgewick as videographer) who is looking for pirates, you'll enjoy the ensuing comedy as he talks with yacht owners, fishing boats and others.
  • A Parent's Guide Interactive Book: Gives a discussion guide and tools for character building reflecting the values of the movie characters.
  • "Making A Veggie Pirate Movies" (Video Feature): Interviews with the production staff about the creation of the film, as well as location shots of the animation studio during production.
  • "Why We Do It" (Video Feature): Interviews with production staff speaking on the reasons for making the story, and discussion of lessons within the story.
  •  Art Gallery: An interactive feature that shows concept images from the film along with commentary by the design staff.
  •  Studio Commentary: Feature-length audio track with the production staff from the film.
  •  "Character Commentary" (Video Feature): Edited 5- to 7-minute piece of highlighted scenes with audio commentary from various characters from the film.
  •  "How to Draw" (Video Feature): Features concept artists with kids following along as they draw various characters from the film.
  •  Pirate Sing-Along: Sing-Along versions of the songs from the film including the songs "Rock Monster" and "Yo, Ho Hero"
  •  Treasure Detector Matching Game
  •  Pirates Trivia Video Game
  •  Pirate 101 with Willory and Elliot: Learn to act and talk like a pirate!
  •  Fashion Plank Game: Interactive dress-up activity
  •  Interactive Storybook
  •  Bonus Clips: Animated clips of the characters shown as a payoff for playing games feature alternate endings or outtakes from the film.
  • Hidden Features

DVD ROM Features:
  • Pirate Finger Puppets: Printable cut-out patterns for color-and-tape pirate finger puppets.
  • Coloring Pages
  • Desktop Wallpaper
  • Web Links

A VeggieTales Movie: The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything Details:

MPAA Rating: G
Format: DVD Region 1  What's a Region Code?
Closed Captions: Yes
Languages: English (Subtitled), English (Original Language), Spanish (Dubbed)
Product Release Date:
Length/Run Time: 86 minutes
Produced By: Mike Nawrocki, David Pitts, Phil Vischer
Directed By: Mike Nawrocki
UPC/ISBN Number: 025195055369
Public Performance Rights: Big Idea
Theatrical Release Date: Friday 11 January, 2008

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Latest Reviews for A VeggieTales Movie: The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything

5 of 5 Stars! A VeggieTales Movie: The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything - DVDJames B, 06/24/2013
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5 of 5 Stars! A VeggieTales Movie: The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything - DVDDavid F, 04/04/2013
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1 of 5 Stars! A VeggieTales Movie: The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything - DVDCindi S, 01/14/2011
I can't tell you how the movie was, because the movie had a big scratch on it and it would not play in our DVD player. Our first movie from this company, so my kids were disappointed to say the least.
5 of 5 Stars! A VeggieTales Movie: The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything - DVDScott S, 04/12/2009
I loved this movie! For some reason it reminded me of "Galaxie Quest": the reluctant, unemployed (and clueless) heroes, the exaggerated bad guy, the rock monster, etc. Just a funny adventure.
3 of 5 Stars! A VeggieTales Movie: The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything - DVDChristopher O, 02/23/2008
The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything - A Veggietales Movie



What Is It?

It has been years since the asparagus incarnation of Jonah hit theaters, but here is the follow up film based on side characters (sort of) from the first. Pa Grape (Phil Vischer), Larry The Cucumber (Mike Nawrocki) and Mr. Lunt (Phil Vischer) play George (Pa), Elliot (Larry) and Sedgewick (Lunt), three guys who work as bus boys at a Pirate themed dinner theater. After being fired, they find a blinking electronic ball that sends them back hundreds of years to the time of Pirates. (Luckily they happen to be dressed in their pirate costumes.) Here they have to overcome their individual issues to follow the clues and save the Prince from the King's evil exiled brother.

How Was It?

I went with my daughter Eowyn. We were one of three families in the theater. When I giggled at a reference to the soap opera “The Days of Our Lives” I brought the grand total of laughter up to “1 giggle”. This was a lack luster comedy where everything had the feeling of “haven't I seen this before?” If you have a background in film (by which I mean you have seen more that 15 movies in your life) you will pretty much know what is going to happen by the end of the first 20 minutes. This flat, yet contrived, plot line is then accented by jokes that feel like the script simply said “insert obvious cultural reference here.” These references then have no joke connected with them. We are just supposed to think the irony of a kids movie quoting Pacino, in “Scarface” is funny, which unfortunately, it isn't. Even Mr. Lunt running from a mob of living cheese curls, is just not as wacky and fun as you would expect. By the time they are running from giant rock people you just do not care.

Still there were two bright spots. During a useless montage of the pirates “not doing anything” (seriously for 2 minutes 31 seconds.. nothing ) they play a new Newsboys song (Yo Ho Hero) with lyrics written and sung by Christan Music Legend: Steve Taylor! The other spark of genius comes when the credits start and are interrupted by Mr Lunt saying they forgot to show a part of the movie. The following 2 minutes is the Brilliant Veggie wackiness that we have been waiting for the entire film! (Ironically, that song clip is on the Pirates web page! under "Video" and then "A Look Inside")



According to IMDB.com, the script was written before Johnny Deep ever dawned a Captain's hat. This would explain why there are none of the expected references to the Caribbean. Hold on. This film was a pirate movie by people who had done great things in the past, but a contrived plot and the ruining of great characters made it painful other than 2 really cool scenes.... maybe this IS “Pirates of the Caribbean 3!”

Is It Good For Kids?

There is nothing here that is new for the Veggies. The biggest caution would be for children too young to understand repentance and personal growth. It would be necessary to point out that the character's attitudes through the bulk of the movie was wrong, and the right way to respond was when they repented and changed their behavior.

You can see a complete break down of what is on the screen at Screenit.com

What About Spiritual Issues?

There are references to God but there is no time with QWERTY at the end to spell it out for you. It seems to be left open for Parents and Sunday School Teachers everywhere to get to say “Do you know what that means?!”

(Spoiler)

The Father/King who does return at the end had a plan the entire time and meant to help everyone by it. The symbolism is a notch less obvious than Pilgrims Progress, but almost as silly.

The antagonist of the story is the King's evil brother. I could see where some people could twist this to be an endorsement of the Mormon theology of Satan being Jesus brother, but I do not see anyone bringing that up outside of self important religiously minded movie critics trying to over analyze a film to make you dependent on their reviews and recommendations. Ya, you know the type.

What Is Your Recommendation?

I have found that Veggie Tales is very hit or miss. They are very good at taking an existing story and packing it full of irony and gags or doing a short free form bit. They have no talent in coming up with their own story and making it work. (Case in point: Jonah – Story taken from the Bible, Pirates – They made it up.)

It would be a nice thing to support this outing, unfortunately it's so hard to support a poorly done kids comedy. I would wait for the DVD in the hopes that the special features are funnier than the movie was. In the mean time you can down load the MP3's of Steve Taylor and The News Boys doing “Yo Ho Hero” and the ending Veggie song. (I mean download them legally from a site where you pay per song.)
5 of 5 Stars! A VeggieTales Movie: The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything - DVDMelissa M, 01/16/2008
This was the best VeggieTales movie I have seen. My kids loved it. I felt that it really touched on multiple points of how to act and treat others.
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